Tuesday, May 19

A Very Slow 2009 Bay to Breakers

My friend Oliver created a beautiful video record of our Bay to Breakers effort this year. We built a gigantic SF DPT Interceptor in Cramer's garage. And we pushed it at all over San Francisco. By far the best float of the year...

Check out the video. Keep an eye out for some sparks, some jowlers, an ass-slap, and a whole lot of fun. I love SF. I love my friends.

b2b 2009 from oliver wang on Vimeo.

Tuesday, January 6

How to Become Yelp Elite

[Commence whining... Now!]

So I got passed over for Yelp Elite 2009. And I feel super slighted. I first became Elite in 2007, had it renewed in 2008, and I was very active on the site this past year.

Yet no invite for 2009, and no explanation.

I even emailed them a nicely crafted paragraph application when they requested it, detailing my 40+ new reviews in 2008, my 20+ new friends, and my activity on the Talk boards and Events page. I also called out my passionate online and offline evangelism of the site. Heck I've had the Yelp widget on my blog for 3 years now!

But no love in return.

What happened? I did have one instance where a recent review of mine was rejected, because it was a general ad hominem attack on a venue's clientele as opposed to a review of my experience at the venue itself (sorry Medjool, but you do cater to Marina douchebags who like to "slum it" in the Mission). I learned from that. I won't do it again.

My last recourse is to write this post, give it a strong SEO headline, and hope the powers that be at Yelp give me a second chance!

I love the site and will continue to use it going forward. But come on... Why did I get passed over this year? It is just not fair. It's not a good way to maintain an online community and foster trust in the system. Now all my descriptions of Yelp and the Yelp Elite program will likely be tainted by an accent of bitterness.

Yelp, please give me another chance!

UPDATE: This post is currently the 3rd result in Google when searching for "how to become yelp elite" and the 1st result for "becoming yelp elite".

Wednesday, December 10

Too Old for Rock

Mark the Shark over at the Jo-Tel just published his annual Top 15 Albums of 2008.

Why 15? Why not 10 or 50 or 100 like everyone else? Only the Shark knows...

I've heard of only 5 of the bands (Islands, The Crystal Castles, The Walkmen, Sun Kil Moon, and Portishead). I am too old for rock and roll.

The only thing that would have made this list better was accompanying audio tracks for each band. Too much to ask?

Oh yeah, not to blow it but...
His #1 pick is Portishead.

The Mystery of the Crushed Car: Solved!

Wow. I was impressed at how much the story Man Fell (Down) on Fell (Street) took off, thanks to the good folks at Reddit and SFist. 50,000 pageviews later, here we are.

Comments on those sites and on the treyblog gave hints of what might have happened. Now we have the real story!

As an aside, I'm disappointed with the cruelty of half the comments, but so goes teh Internets.

I was contacted over email by the couple who own/owned the unfortunate car. They also passed along a couple photos for proof. Notably, this one...



Without further ado, here is the full story in the words of Lina and Mark:

We’d had a couple of stressful months relative to cars and motorcycles, with the break-in of our car, the break-ins in our apartment building , and then Mark’s bike being stolen. Needless to say when we walked to our car to drive to a friend’s birthday dinner on Saturday the 14th, we thought someone was playing a joke on us. When we walked up, there was glass so far away from the car, we thought ‘Oh my God, did someone break into our car again? For what!? The stereo’s already gone!’

Getting closer, it looked like just a lot of glass. When we got to the car, we realized it wasn’t just a break-in – then we saw the hood and the now infamous note from our neighbor. We stood there in shock for a few minutes, and then a couple came out of the apartment building and said ‘Holy crap dude, is this your car?” We just sort of nodded in silence.

The tenant went on to tell us what happened: The man on the 6th floor who jumped, and yes, who has AIDS, was not altogether sober, and this wasn’t the first time he’d attempted suicide. He had jumped off his 6th floor balcony (about 80 feet up) and went through the electrical wires, spraying sparks everywhere, and then landed on our car. The wires broke his initial fall, and then of course he hit the hood. And yes, he was naked. Supposedly, he got off the car by himself and pulled himself to the curb, then passed out. The last news we heard was that he’s in an induced coma.

So, about the notes: there were two on our car when we got there, one which was a police report with an incident number – I filled out the report and sent it in but haven’t heard back yet – and the other, hand-written one, was from our building manager. The car was left on the street from Saturday, when we found it, until Monday morning, when it was towed.

We had the car towed, got some estimates to fix it and of course the damage was way more than the value of the car. We talked to our insurance company, which wouldn’t cover anything. My husband didn’t have theft insurance on the motorcycle to boot, so we’re basically S.O.L.

We ended up calling our local news-talk radio station, KGO-AM, to speak with their on-air lawyer Len Tillem about our legal options. He said that Mark was out of luck unless our insurance covered people falling out of the sky (or something to that effect), that the building can’t be held liable and that our insurance policy doesn’t cover it. The guy who jumped, no one has been able to figure out whether he’s got insurance coverage, and he’s in a medically-induced coma with no family around.

To add insult to injury, when the CHP found the motorcyle, it was towed to a scrap yard in Hayward. It was a total wreck – looked like it had been dropped on either side, parts missing and other parts being held together by bungee cords, so obviously driving was out of the question, as was repairing it. So, we made the decision just to let it go. The real clincher was that we had to pay $370 for the towing fee, storage fee and disposal fee. It’d have been better for us if CHP just hadn’t found it!

So, that’s our story for all the people who’ve wanted some answers. We certainly feel terrible for the person who jumped off of their balcony, and all things considered, we’re blessed in our lives. Here’s hoping that Hayes Valley becomes more secure. We love the area, but the last couple of months have been trying to say the least!



Shoot me a message if you want to follow up with Mark and Lina. I thank them for the details, and my heart goes out to the man from the roof.

Wednesday, November 19

Man Fell (Down) on Fell (Street)

Nick and I stumbled upon this Saturday morning outside on Fell Street. We thought it was a mere bricking, but no... Wow. Read the note. Wow. Wow. Wow!

Did he jump?
Did he slip?
Was he pushed?
And is he still alive?

So many questions...
And yes, of course, this is very sad. But wow.

CLARIFICATION: This was not my car.

UPDATE: I have been contact by the owners of the unfortunate Honda... Mystery solved!